(for those for whom the Parkside Q is their hometrain)
News and Nonsense from the Brooklyn neighborhood of Lefferts and environs, or more specifically a neighborhood once known as Melrose Park. Sometimes called Lefferts Gardens. Or Prospect-Lefferts Gardens. Or PLG. Or North Flatbush. Or Caledonia (west of Ocean). Or West Pigtown. Across From Park Slope. Under Crown Heights. Near Drummer's Grove. The Side of the Park With the McDonalds. Jackie Robinson Town. Home of Lefferts Manor. West Wingate. Near Kings County Hospital. Or if you're coming from the airport in taxi, maybe just Flatbush is best.
Did he think he was in Colorado? Did he grab the wrong jar, thinking it was the Maraschino Cherries?
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How... just how is anyone THAT stupid? Not only are you carrying a gallon (who even measures it that way) of something illegal, but you try to break a law that is almost certain to attract the police. Could there be some reason/chance they wanted to go to jail?
I wonder if this is somehow related to the other pot-maraschino cherry story: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/brooklyn-cherry-factory-marijuana-mystery-continues-article-1.2128672
A gallon of pot is at most two ounces. A few hundred dollars of pot is not much for someone returning from a trip from a free state. Remember gallons are measures of volume not weight, it was picked as a measure for a light dry good to make this minor arrest sound impressive.
3 comments:
How... just how is anyone THAT stupid? Not only are you carrying a gallon (who even measures it that way) of something illegal, but you try to break a law that is almost certain to attract the police. Could there be some reason/chance they wanted to go to jail?
I wonder if this is somehow related to the other pot-maraschino cherry story: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/brooklyn-cherry-factory-marijuana-mystery-continues-article-1.2128672
A gallon of pot is at most two ounces. A few hundred dollars of pot is not much for someone returning from a trip from a free state. Remember gallons are measures of volume not weight, it was picked as a measure for a light dry good to make this minor arrest sound impressive.
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