The Q at Parkside

(for those for whom the Parkside Q is their hometrain)

News and Nonsense from the Brooklyn neighborhood of Lefferts and environs, or more specifically a neighborhood once known as Melrose Park. Sometimes called Lefferts Gardens. Or Prospect-Lefferts Gardens. Or PLG. Or North Flatbush. Or Caledonia (west of Ocean). Or West Pigtown. Across From Park Slope. Under Crown Heights. Near Drummer's Grove. The Side of the Park With the McDonalds. Jackie Robinson Town. Home of Lefferts Manor. West Wingate. Near Kings County Hospital. Or if you're coming from the airport in taxi, maybe just Flatbush is best.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Truly, Twas a Time of Torrential Turnover - Landlords Looking to Levy Larger Lease Prices Putting Parkside Peddlers on Pavement

Once again vacancies are sprouting like whiskers on the scruffy face of the neighborhood. Could there be a better spot for a small store than the one just left open at Diallo Accessories, diagonal from the park and next to the sleek new McBistro?


For the restauranteur on your shopping list, how 'bout a place already set up for cookin'? People's Choice, nee Exquisite, won't set you back too terribly much, and talk about visibility and foot traffic. And that's not all.
There's actually a dozen spots that I counted just tonight, within three blocks of my beloved Q at Parkside. One cool potential development is that the deceased colorful "Flatbush Fashion" might just get my fave balloonists (Kupid's Korner) as new tenants, if the terms are sweet. [Btw, the supremely sketchy bodega at the corner of Winthrop and Flatbush is outa biz, but don't be expecting a boulangerie to sprout in its place. Workers told me it's going to be another bodega, though potentially one with actual goods to sell.]

Word to the Entrepreneurial Wise: From what I've been able to gather from merchants, you should definitely not be put off by initial price quotes from landlords and managing agents. Once negotiations begin in earnest, you can expect to extract more and more lenient terms, and if haggling isn't your strong suit you could always hire a professional haggler. (Actually, they're usually called lawyers, not hagglers, but just try getting someone to pay $50,000 per annum to go to Haggle School.) If you can't talk the owner down to something within the realm of sanity, it frankly wasn't meant to be. But one shopkeep after another that I've spoken to has bragged to me how much they were able to shave off the initial asking price, even gaining a couple months rent-free to get up to speed, for instance.

Despite all my goofiness, I'm not being facetious in the least when I say that I was heartbroken to learn that Don's hardware store is no more (Glenn was the store's actual name, and oddly Peter was Don's OTHER name, which is apparently typical in Jamaica, the having of more than one name). Since moving to Clarkson ten years ago, I've counted on Don to give me advice on a million little home repair problems. I'm just not that handy, see, and he was always quick with a smile and patient lesson in how to screw this and screw that. He was my bike guy, my lock guy, my shovel and salt and winterizer guy, my main man in all things home-sweet-home. Don, er, Peter, I'll miss you, and I only hope you're going to retire and lay on the beach in your native Jamaica. But something tells me you've just moved on to your next gig, working your ass off, whatever and wherever that may be. Godspeed, sir! You were always good to me, and I'll never forget that.
R.I.P.



6 comments:

eggs! said...

I'm sad to see Don's hardware store close. Glenn and his employees were always good to me and he personally got me out of a real tight spot once. All the best to Cupid and Franklin, they are great people. Glad to see the gangster haven at winthrop and flatbush closed.

Anonymous said...

The guys in the hardware store were nice, but their selection was limited, the items often coated in dust and grime. I'd love to see a Tru-Value open up in the same space...

Anonymous said...

Well Q, now you can learn the joys of Hawthorne Hardware, probably my favorite establishment in the neighborhood. It's like a time capsule of old school brooklyn and a master class in basic handyman hackery. Nick is an ace.

Not sad to see Aden bodega shut down. That place was a wreck. Hopefully a new bodega crew (like the guys on Fenimore/Flatbush) will take over the space.

diak said...

And in other Parkside Av commercial news, I noticed that the gyro shop has covered over the NY Giants logo on their awning with a more generic "NY."
Maybe they thought their logo implied that their food would cause torn ligaments or concussions...

Anonymous said...

I knew there was something funny about Diallo Accessories.

Anonymous said...

I hope one place is spared. We recently discovered a great store on Parkside between Ocean and Flatbush - the game/comic store. There were nice young guys hanging in there playing the video games, a very helpful store clerk, and to our preschooler's delight, a long wall completely full of action figures and Transformers. FYI to those with similarly obsessed little boys.