The Q at Parkside

(for those for whom the Parkside Q is their hometrain)

News and Nonsense from the Brooklyn neighborhood of Lefferts and environs, or more specifically a neighborhood once known as Melrose Park. Sometimes called Lefferts Gardens. Or Prospect-Lefferts Gardens. Or PLG. Or North Flatbush. Or Caledonia (west of Ocean). Or West Pigtown. Across From Park Slope. Under Crown Heights. Near Drummer's Grove. The Side of the Park With the McDonalds. Jackie Robinson Town. Home of Lefferts Manor. West Wingate. Near Kings County Hospital. Or if you're coming from the airport in taxi, maybe just Flatbush is best.

Thursday, June 2, 2016


They've been called a "terrorist organization" by a member of YOUR Community Board. That's right, the ISIS of Brooklyn has come to try to make life (gasp) safer for pedestrians and bicyclists, encourage improvements to Mass Transportation, advocate for the environment and the creation of a new Carless Caliphate. To date, they have not beheaded anyone for their beliefs. They themselves often where helmets. Perhaps as a precaution?

Come out and hear what they have to say, before your neighbors again lash out at them for promoting common sense.


Anonymous said...

is it worth calling the precinct reporting shots heard if it happened at 3 am last night?

Clarkson FlatBed said...

Of course! I heard them too, but couldn't tell where they were coming from. Rapid succession, maybe 7 or so. I'd put it closer to 3:15 though.

Anonymous said...

yeah it was 3:13 i checked my phone. they sounded really close. i am on clarkson x bedford corner. thank you, i will call